Here is your legally required dose of Jordan nudity for this month. Funny how the railing is in the exact right place (for her, not us). Its almost as if it was planned that way, but then consider who we’re talking about.
She’s not exactly shy.

Speaking of posing naked, she’s kinda already done it. Well, not exactly, but posing strategically topless is the first step. Obviously, taking this sort of route would be more profitable and less dorky for her. Hey look, a 3 post conversation! How you like me now!

Give Heidi some credit. She may only be a 9 now, instead of a solid 10, but I’m sure its no easy task to look as good as she does after having a litter of Seal babies. (*cringe*) Bravo!

Don’t get me wrong, I often encourage attractive women to show off their tits. But sometimes I get concerned for the well being of the individual. Davorka Tovilo (who?) was obviously never taught about the concept of “buttons”. So won’t you please donate to the “Teach Dumb Sluts About Buttons” campaign. Thanks.

Another random British Bombshell. No matter what the condition of the economy, the British Boobies factory is always working at full capacity.