Well frankly, I’m disappointed. I got quite a bit of enjoyment out of the whole “Penis Watch” (as did other bloggers). She brought it on herself by being a freak, and it was my way of throwing shit back at her. Then she had to go and show her vagina and now its ruined. Dammit.

But wait… there’s more! She may have cleaned up her act, but she still has difficulty entering and exit vehicles. At least she’s wearing pantyhose (or stockings if you prefer), so that’s an improvement, dignity-wise.

Marisa, along with other sexy female celebrities, got together to play a game of touch football. Some of her opponents decided to get a little frisky. I don’t blame them one bit.

Sometimes you just see a little bit of panties or possibly some camel toe, but this time, Ali has the gates wide open. Nothing discrete about this one. Dare I say, its on par with Britney, Lindsay or Paris. Unlike the others though, she was wise enough to actually wear panties, so there will be no gyno exam today.

The Saturdays are a very unique “band”. I put the word band in quotes, because they are more well known for their wardrobe malfunctions than for their music. I have never heard one of their songs, nor have I even seen video of them. My entire knowledge of their existence consists of paparazzi pictures. Its an interesting strategy, but its not sustainable. If not for them being nice to look at, I would have already stopped caring.