Yeah, its just a dumb Superbowl commercial and Megan Fox probably isn’t smart enough to even know what a cell phone is, but who cares. Megan Fox is naked and soapy and taking nude pictures of herself. As you can see, videos are the only things I have time to post lately.

The best part is when she stays down and tries to pretend like she meant to do it. The squat thrust is the new hot dance move people! If you don’t start doing it too, she’ll get fierce! oh noes.

Hey look, Britney’s not dead yet either. You may scoff at my observation, but based on the trajectory they used to be on, I think its a amazing they’re still alive. Britney has a near boob slip in the video and arguably looks better than either Jessica Simpson or Christina Aguilera at this point too, which is frightening.

It seems like forever since I’ve posted anything Paris Hilton related, and that’s simply because I haven’t heard a lot about her recently. I know, its weird. For a few years there, you couldn’t escape her ever-presence, even if you wanted to. Now she barely makes any news at all. Perhaps we’ve just become numb to her antics. They are farily repetitive, after all. Anyway, she’s still alive and still being a slut. You are now up to date.

Sometimes you just see a little bit of panties or possibly some camel toe, but this time, Ali has the gates wide open. Nothing discrete about this one. Dare I say, its on par with Britney, Lindsay or Paris. Unlike the others though, she was wise enough to actually wear panties, so there will be no gyno exam today.