UFC ring girl, future prom date of some You Tube loser and all around sexy bitch, Arianny posing for Maxim. There is a fuckton of pictures this time, so I had to split it in two.

Well frankly, I’m disappointed. I got quite a bit of enjoyment out of the whole “Penis Watch” (as did other bloggers). She brought it on herself by being a freak, and it was my way of throwing shit back at her. Then she had to go and show her vagina and now its ruined. Dammit.

Give Heidi some credit. She may only be a 9 now, instead of a solid 10, but I’m sure its no easy task to look as good as she does after having a litter of Seal babies. (*cringe*) Bravo!

But wait… there’s more! She may have cleaned up her act, but she still has difficulty entering and exit vehicles. At least she’s wearing pantyhose (or stockings if you prefer), so that’s an improvement, dignity-wise.

Well I can’t say that her whole body is in the best shape ever, but I wouldn’t mind motor-boating those boobs.