I got the impression that she was kind of a kinky girl when I saw her famous hardcore orgy sex tape, and now that I see this somewhat more softcore version, I think my impression is confirmed. By the way, if you haven’t seen her sex tape, I recommend checking it out. In all honesty, its probably the most freaky out of the lot.

Alicia Keys is in really good shape. Can I say that she’s very talented a both ends? Or is that just completely wrong and inappropriate? As if I even judge my comments based on appropriateness.

So I guess this is what you look like after a dozen different plastic surgeries. I guess she looks ok, but she’s not really my type. Kinda looks like a Kristanna Loken style female terminator, but thats just my opinion.

These pics are so intentional, its actually disgusting. I’m pretty much only posting these for your benefit and for search engine purposes. I couldn’t care less personally. I hope you appreciate my sacrifice.

Speaking of posing naked, she’s kinda already done it. Well, not exactly, but posing strategically topless is the first step. Obviously, taking this sort of route would be more profitable and less dorky for her. Hey look, a 3 post conversation! How you like me now!