Whats the deal with all the black and white photoshoots lately? Are they just being artsy, or are they trying to hide something. Perhaps they don’t want people to notice how unremarkable Megan Fox really is. I wouldn’t kick her out of bed, but I wouldn’t marry the spoiled bitch either.

See what I did there? You thought it was the famous one, but its not. Isn’t that HILARIOUS! So, apparently there’s a british model named Jessica Simpson and, as one of her hobbies, she enjoys posing naked for magazines. Go figure. Her dimensions aren’t exactly the same.

Don’t get me wrong, I often encourage attractive women to show off their tits. But sometimes I get concerned for the well being of the individual. Davorka Tovilo (who?) was obviously never taught about the concept of “buttons”. So won’t you please donate to the “Teach Dumb Sluts About Buttons” campaign. Thanks.

Another random British Bombshell. No matter what the condition of the economy, the British Boobies factory is always working at full capacity.

Lovely video of Bar doing what her and ther supermodel ilk to best. Looking pretty wearing as little clothing as possible. Hooray for boobies! The company is Passionata, I think, but who cares.