It seems like forever since I’ve posted anything Paris Hilton related, and that’s simply because I haven’t heard a lot about her recently. I know, its weird. For a few years there, you couldn’t escape her ever-presence, even if you wanted to. Now she barely makes any news at all. Perhaps we’ve just become numb to her antics. They are farily repetitive, after all. Anyway, she’s still alive and still being a slut. You are now up to date.

I still don’t really know where these boobs came from, but they’re definitely not a figment of your imagination. Still doesn’t make me loathe her any less.