Yeah, its just a dumb Superbowl commercial and Megan Fox probably isn’t smart enough to even know what a cell phone is, but who cares. Megan Fox is naked and soapy and taking nude pictures of herself. As you can see, videos are the only things I have time to post lately.

Sometimes the internet gives us full on nudity and sometimes its a bit more like a rorschach painting. Here is a screen cap from the movie Jennifer’s Body, in which Megan Fox is lying on a bed with her legs spread. Some say you can see her lips poking out. Whether anything is actually there or not, it all about what you believe.

Whats the deal with all the black and white photoshoots lately? Are they just being artsy, or are they trying to hide something. Perhaps they don’t want people to notice how unremarkable Megan Fox really is. I wouldn’t kick her out of bed, but I wouldn’t marry the spoiled bitch either.

Seen her doing the only thing she knows how to do, when not demonstrating her atrociously bad acting skills, posing half naked for some random magazine. les sigh

Megan may be nice too look at, but to be honest, I wouldn’t want to come within a mile of her. Seriously, in addition to be uber hot, she’s also an uber bitch. There are many other hot girls out there that are much less painful to be around. Sorry, just had to get that off my chest lol.