Marisa, along with other sexy female celebrities, got together to play a game of touch football. Some of her opponents decided to get a little frisky. I don’t blame them one bit.

Saved the best for last. It seems that Marisa has graduated to the top spot in the show, at least for this year. I say that not only because she got to wear the “million dollar bra” this year, but also because she got to wear the least ridiculous outfit. I rather like her evil angel costume. Looks like she did a sit-up or two, in preparation for the show.

What do I even say about this. Just enjoy.

Ok, its not her’s personally, it belongs to Victoria’s Secret. Well, actually, they are probably just borrowing it. Anyway, the point is that it looks like the recession has reached all the way to the unnecessarily expensive undergarment industry. Just a few short years ago, when things were booming, VS was flaunting $10 million dollar bras. Now just a few years later, all they can manage is a measly $3 million bra. PFFFTTT!!!! Good day sir! I SAID GOOD DAY! No, you cannot have my Grey Poupon!

The ambiguous title is because you can’t tell for sure WHO it is. Reports say its Marisa Miller, but I don’t think so. For one thing, Marisa has huge boobs. Regardless, thats a nice ass, so isn’t that enough?

Some pictures of Marisa Miller, for comparison, and also just because she’s nice to look at.