Here is your legally required dose of Jordan nudity for this month. Funny how the railing is in the exact right place (for her, not us). Its almost as if it was planned that way, but then consider who we’re talking about.
She’s not exactly shy.

I wasn’t aware that she ever left. Never seems to be very far from the spotlight. I guess she was hanging out with the snake. Pick the joke you like better: “Every 80’s music video called, they want their snake back.” OR “Tawny Kitaen called, she wants her job back!”

Here we see Katie in what I can only assume was her Halloween costume. At least, I hope for her sake, that it was a costume. I guess thats why she has 2 names, Jordan is her superhero name.

Jordan being herself (which is slutty and naked), cathing some rays

Perhaps someday she will have the last laugh at all of us, but most likely not. At the very least she is protected in case of sudden frontal impact. Peacock dress is hilariously appropriate.