But wait… there’s more! She may have cleaned up her act, but she still has difficulty entering and exit vehicles. At least she’s wearing pantyhose (or stockings if you prefer), so that’s an improvement, dignity-wise.

Well I can’t say that her whole body is in the best shape ever, but I wouldn’t mind motor-boating those boobs.

Hey look, Britney’s not dead yet either. You may scoff at my observation, but based on the trajectory they used to be on, I think its a amazing they’re still alive. Britney has a near boob slip in the video and arguably looks better than either Jessica Simpson or Christina Aguilera at this point too, which is frightening.

Showing off her big boobs, in a see through white top, without a bra and extra pokies.

For any stalkers out there, you’ll probably enjoy this. Its Britney Spears in a bikini as seen through a window. Ironically, the best way to look at Britney, since its hard to tell, you can pretend she looks hot.