Hey look, Britney’s not dead yet either. You may scoff at my observation, but based on the trajectory they used to be on, I think its a amazing they’re still alive. Britney has a near boob slip in the video and arguably looks better than either Jessica Simpson or Christina Aguilera at this point too, which is frightening.
It seems like forever since I’ve posted anything Paris Hilton related, and that’s simply because I haven’t heard a lot about her recently. I know, its weird. For a few years there, you couldn’t escape her ever-presence, even if you wanted to. Now she barely makes any news at all. Perhaps we’ve just become numb to her antics. They are farily repetitive, after all. Anyway, she’s still alive and still being a slut. You are now up to date.
Sometimes you just see a little bit of panties or possibly some camel toe, but this time, Ali has the gates wide open. Nothing discrete about this one. Dare I say, its on par with Britney, Lindsay or Paris. Unlike the others though, she was wise enough to actually wear panties, so there will be no gyno exam today.
What the fuck is Tila up to now. Seriously, someone tell me, because I have no fucking clue. Its gone way beyond attention whoring, now its just crazy. Not only is she in some sort of Home Depot for babies, but look at the outfit she’s wearing. Its like if Snow White became a prostitute. She needs help.
The Saturdays are a very unique “band”. I put the word band in quotes, because they are more well known for their wardrobe malfunctions than for their music. I have never heard one of their songs, nor have I even seen video of them. My entire knowledge of their existence consists of paparazzi pictures. Its an interesting strategy, but its not sustainable. If not for them being nice to look at, I would have already stopped caring.
